Posted by: notdeaddinosaur | October 10, 2012

Patients Say the Darndest Things

Man comes in with a chief complaint of poison ivy on his arm for several weeks. It’s getting better. I ask how I can help him.

Patient: I thought you could give me some Viagra for it.

Me: Um, Viagra isn’t going to do anything for your poison ivy.

Patient: It’ll take my mind off of it.


  1. Too funny. Thanks for the good laugh.

  2. …and it will give him something to do with his hands besides scratching the rash.

  3. Yes, Craig, but wouldn’t that spread the rash? (Ewww. Please pass the brain bleach)

  4. Reblogged this on Underwriting Solutions LLC.

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