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There is no subject whatever that is not fit for haiku.
– BashoTurn your head and cough when you say that.
– Halstead
Medical jargon like you’ve never heard it before. From whimsical to poignant to flat-out hilarious, there’s something here from every specialty, every patient, every setting:
Art of medicine;
Amusing the patient while
Nature takes its course.
Amoxicillin;
Cheap, effective, tasty;
Bubblegum flavor.
Ophthalmalolgist;
Eye physician and surgeon;
No one spells it right.
And many more.
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Musings of a Dinosaur 
Ophthalmalolgist;
I spell it right. It just took
One eye surgery.
By: Cal Nordt on October 10, 2015
at 6:20 pm
I just looked at this again and realized that I copied and pasted the WRONG spelling of ophthalmologist directly from the haiku! Haha. Serves me right for bragging about my spelling. Surprised no one noticed.
By: Cal Nordt on October 4, 2016
at 7:03 pm