Man comes in with a chief complaint of poison ivy on his arm for several weeks. It’s getting better. I ask how I can help him.
Patient: I thought you could give me some Viagra for it.
Me: Um, Viagra isn’t going to do anything for your poison ivy.
Patient: It’ll take my mind off of it.
Musings of a Dinosaur 
Too funny. Thanks for the good laugh.
By: Ann Friedmann on October 10, 2012
at 9:42 am
…and it will give him something to do with his hands besides scratching the rash.
By: craig on October 11, 2012
at 7:47 am
Yes, Craig, but wouldn’t that spread the rash? (Ewww. Please pass the brain bleach)
By: Mr618 on October 15, 2012
at 3:48 pm
Reblogged this on Underwriting Solutions LLC.
By: underwritingsolutionsllc on October 17, 2012
at 8:46 am