New patient on the phone:
“Could you please give me directions to your office?”
Courteous Staffer: Sure; where are you coming from?
NP: Just tell me how to get there.
CS: Well, what direction will you be coming from?
NP: I just need directions.
CS: Um, well, can you tell me where you are to start with?
NP: Please just tell me where you’re located.
And I’m going to have to try and get a medical history from this clown? Ah well; looking on the bright side, he probably won’t be able to find his way to the office anyway.