Posted by: notdeaddinosaur | December 9, 2009

Best Answer Ever

Facebook exchange:

Friend F (gay) requests an explanation of what the homosexual “agenda” consists of.

Response from Friend L (straight):

It starts with an appetizer of baked brie and whole wheat crackers, then a refreshing sparkling drink, then a discussion of possible Oscar-contenders and finally, the last item on the agenda is a vote to determine which restaurant will be patronized that evening. At least, that was the agenda for all of the homosexual events I’ve been to.

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