Posted by: notdeaddinosaur | March 30, 2009

Science I Can Get Behind

Thanks to CrankyProf, for a truly scary glimpse at the future of the race, aka “dumb shit overheard on campus.” Then again, I must confess that the last comment resonated with me:

We learned about calories in physics and chemistry today. I figure since calories are really a heat thingy, frozen food doesn’t count!

Excellent point! For those of us on perpetual diets, I’m thrilled to realize that frozen foods, by definition, have no calories. (Kind of like broken cookies; the calories spill out of them.)

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