Musings of a Dinosaur

1. The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while nature takes its course.
2. It is impossible to make an asymptomatic patient feel better.
3. The urgency of the test is inversely proportional to the IQ of the insurance company preauthorization clerk.
4. There is no cure for stupid.
5. Bad things really do happen to good people.
6. The better the surgeon, the more reluctant s/he is to operate.
7. Part A: It has to be fun.
   Part B: If it isn't fun, see Part A.
8. Half of what is taught in medical school is wrong, but no one knows which half.
9. Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
10. A bad idea held by many people for a long time is still a bad idea.

Marble Dinosaur Eggs:

1. Medication Adherence
2. Biliary Symptoms
3. Bevel Down
4. Sexual History
5. Increasing Scale Capacity

Beverage Alerts:

• Scientists for Better PCR
• Wild Born Baby Boomers
• The Drug Song
• Dutch Catalog
• LOL Trekker
• Mr. Deity

To obtain reimbursement for keyboards, monitors and other computer equipment ruined by spewing liquids, email place of purchase, original purchase price and sales clerk's mother's maiden name to:
sorryaboutthat@toughshit.wtf

Dinosaur's Blogging Rules

• Write well.
• Say something.
• Mix it up.