Musings of a Dinosaur
Solo family practice: I may be going the way of the dinosaur, but I'm not dead yet.
The Laws of the Dinosaur
- The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while nature takes its course.
- It is impossible to make an asymptomatic patient feel better.
- The urgency of the test is inversely proportional to the IQ of the insurance company preauthorization clerk.
- There is no cure for stupid.
- Bad things really do happen to good people.
- The better the surgeon, the more reluctant s/he is to operate.
- Part A: It has to be fun.
Part B: If it isn't fun, see Part A. - Half of what is taught in medical school is wrong, but no one knows which half.
- Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
- A bad idea held by many people for a long time is still a bad idea.
My Book
Declarations of a Dinosaur; 10 Laws I've Learned as a Family Doctor
Blog Archives
Interesting Stuff
Marble Dinosaur Eggs:
Beverage Alerts:
To obtain reimbursement for keyboards, monitors and other computer equipment ruined by spewing liquids,
email place of purchase, original purchase price and sales clerk's mother's maiden name to:
sorryaboutthat@toughshit.wtf
Dinosaur's Blogging Rules
- Write well.
- Say something.
- Mix it up.
Boring Stuff
Blogroll
- Angry Pharmacist
- DB’s Medical Rants
- Digital Cuttlefish
- Dr. Anonymous
- Dr. Charles
- Dr. RW
- Dr. Val
- Dr. Wes
- Emergiblog
- GruntDoc
- Head Nurse
- Indexed
- Kevin MD
- Margaret and Helen
- Medblog Addict
- Movin’ Meat
- Pallimed
- Quackwatch
- Rebuild Your Back
- Respectful Insolence
- Science-Based Medicine
- Sutured for a Living
- The Blog That Ate Manhattan
- Well-Timed Period
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By: mamadoc on December 13, 2012
at 11:55 pm