Last night my knee began to hurt.
I said to my dearest, darling spouse, the light of my life, the mate of my soul, he whom I love so dearly above all others,
“My knee hurts.”
His sweet, darling, loving response:
“Mine doesn’t.”
Good thing he’s not a doctor.

Sounds like surgeon material to me.
By: Ambulance Driver on September 21, 2012
at 6:37 pm
It has now been documented that knee hurting is not contagious.
By: not-so-COG on September 22, 2012
at 9:50 am
My DH would never say that to me.
Not because he’s empathetic — he just has crappy knees.
By: Kensington MD on September 23, 2012
at 10:10 pm
And good thing you are, having skills to repair any injuries you may have inflicted on him in response?
By: Diane on September 24, 2012
at 6:08 pm