Posted by: notdeaddinosaur | June 10, 2012

One Liners

Every now and then, one line suffices:

First:

Context: Mentioning the Ninjabaker’s work with elephant herpes

4th year Temple med student: “Is that a big problem?”

Second:

Upon hearing that just listening to the Beatles song When I’m 64 makes you younger¬†(note: a study designed to show how unacceptably easy it is to make any data show anything you want at all):

DDS: That means that taking a piss can make you taller, make you shorter, or make it more or less likely that you’ll take a shit. Wouldn’t you agree with that? Don’t you agree?

Me: Well yes, and no.


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