This is easily the quirkiest, the wildest, the most “Do I really have the nerve to buy this thing?” menorah in my collection, but I adore it (ever since I got up the nerve to buy it.) I think of it as “The Joy of Love”:
It’s about ten inches long and six inches high, made of metal, by an artist named Jeffrey Manpearl. It looks kind of like me and Darling Spouse in profile.
(Sorry for that visual.)